a man who is always the life of the party. his s-xuality is often questioned, but when it comes to the night life it doesn’t matter.
“hot d-mn, i’ll never get more glow sticks than albyn.’
- booger flick
p-ssing off work you do not want to do to someone else. gayle booger flicked the overnight inventory to rueben.
- rust stain
a brown trail that leads typically from the -n-s to the knee along the inner leg brought on my loss of bowel control. usually this occurs in the older population (70+). dude, my grandpa needs to quit wearing shorts, his rust stain left a mark on the couch again.
- rusty nuts
when it’s a hot day and you’re on the toilet with explosive diarrhea and your t-st-cl-s get covered in diarrhea making them look rusty. (nick) “jimmy you look terrible” (jimmy) “yeah man i’ve been up all night with rusty nuts, i only did it once but it takes so long to clean that sh-t up” […]
- england's largest off-licence
place whose sole reason for existence is for english people to go and stock up on alcoholic drink. in other words, france. i’m on a booze-cruise to england’s largest off-licence.
very cool person who is immensely talented in music michael jackson is such a rythmal