alchiology
using clues such as where your clothes are, random pictures or texts on your phone, where you woke up, and information from other people to try to remember the events of a hard night of drinking. (or maybe just who the person laying next to you is and where you met)
i’m going to need to do some serious alchiology to figure out what the f-ck happened last night!
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