alcomole
1. (n) usually an older socially dest-tute individual who is frequently asked to buy alcohol for minors, but is never invited to partake of its consumption.
2. (n) a person sent in as a mole to purchase alcohol.
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alcomolic
“dude, the booze hound polished off the 40 and we’re all out of beer man. the night is young and everyone here is under 21, what are we gonna do?”
-no sweat man, i’ll just call the alcomole and send him in to rite-aid.
-text to alcomole- “do you think you can buy alcohol today?”
-alcomole, ‘f-ck… i’ve been reduced to an alcomole’
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