alconesia
1 alcohol induced amnesia – memory loss caused by excessive drinking
2 the terrible feeling of waking up in the morning with a mouth like a mongolian wrestlers jock strap and a m-ssed br-ss band marching round the inside of your head lying nest to a woman you’ve never met in your life with no idea how you got there
jesus – i woke up with total alconesia – i set out for my stag party and the next thing i remember was waking up with shaved b-lls b-ll-ck naked in a phone box with a ratchet strap round the door
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