any mathematical or economical principles or practices directly related to the acquisition, sale or distribution of alcohol.
“hey man, that party was sick last night, but i can’t figure out how we made so much cash? we only charged a few bucks at the door?”

“i don’t know, talk to jimmy, he figured it out. the guy’s got a phd in alconomics.”

“24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, that’s alconomics for ya’.”
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the reality check excuse one might use upon departing a bar after happy hour is over.
i’d love to stay, but the alconomics just don’t add up… it isn’t alconomically feasable.
the economics of quality to quant-ty per dollar value of liquor
what should i get?
i don’t know check the alconomics chart.

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