Alcorn
a deceptive t-rd status that can randomly occur after one has held in persistent fecal matter for a substantial period of time. the pressure of the fecal matter subsides and there is no longer an intense urge to perform a bowel movement. note: continued practice may cause severe constipation.
while watching a super bowl game, josh decided to hold in his intense urge to p–p until the commercial break. by the time josh had finally gotten to the toilet, the t-rd had turned into an alcorn.
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a girl who says one thing, but will do another if it will get her drunk.
hey dude, aren’t you and alcorn dating?
depends on if i’m buying her a drink. right now shes with that guy. tomorrow? the world…
the awe-inspiring offspring fabricated when an acorn and an alcove love each other very much. often larger than life. known for being fast drinkers and even faster talkers with a sharp wit. may or may not make you laugh ’til your kidney ruptures. use with caution.
“man, that alcorn makes me go nuts!”
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