Alcotarian
the voluntary abstinence of all other forms of nutrients other than alcohol. it is a dietary choice that emphasizes drunkeness over nutrition. it is by no means a long term lifestyle, but can be quite useful in one-off applications.
q: “hey aren’t you going to have anything for dinner tonight other than booze?”
a: “no that’s ok, i am an alcotarian”
man i just realized that all i had to eat yesterday was a bagel, i am becoming and alcotarian
person 1: “would you like some iced tea?
person 2: “is it from long island?”
person 1: “no its domestic..”
person 2: “no that’s ok, im an alcotarian”
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