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a female who will do anything for a bottle of smirnoff. the alcowh-r- is usually found lurking around college campuses (which is ironic because she is usually illiterate and borderline r-t-rded). the typical alcowh-r- attire consists of halter top and jeans/mini skirt that are 2 sizes too small and result in a m-ffin top or hungry jack. the alchowh-r- can be attractive or hideous, their looks are irrelevant to their greedy, sllor-worthy behavior. the alcowh-r- is a cheapskate mooch and uses her feminine wiles to dupe equally r-t-rded males into giving them free drinks. does this sound like you or someone you know? since 62.3% of all college girls are alcowh-r- take this simple test to find out.

you know you’re an alcowh-r- if:

1. someone owes you 50 bucks. instead they give you 6-pack of smirnoff ice. you think this is fair payment

2. you have sucked a d-ck for a shot…come on don’t lie

3. you have made out with other girls to get drinks. contrary to popular belief, this is not hot, or cool. this is alchowhorism at it’s finest.

4. you have a collection of empty liquor bottles in your bookcase, but can’t find your textbooks.

5. you wake up very confused in a futon with 2 hairy men wrapped around nd spot a half-empty bottle of cap mo’s on the floor. the fact that you were quite possibly raped doesnt bother you…you got free cap mo’s!!

6. you never have paid for a drop of liquor in your life. yet you are plastered 80% of the week.

if you have answered yes to 2 or more of these questions. you are an alcowh-r-. get treatment before you spread your disease to the other tanoerxic hoes you call your friends
og wh-r-: omg, lets like go to the sig ep house and get drunk

new wh-r- on the block: but however will we get liquor? we are underaged and broke? must we buy fake ids?

ogw: f-ck that sh-t. you have b–bs dont you? now lets go to work

the alcowh-r-s travels from dorm to dorm depleting the campus’s liquor supply on room at a time. the end!!
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being slaved by acohol, alcoholic
my liver is a sl-t and i became an alcowh-r- since she left me
someone (usually a female) who acts like a wh-r- only when under the influence of alcohol.
jill is a total alcowh-r-, she had a few vodka-lemonades and she was all over tom.
a person who can be bought with quality alcoholic beverages.
don’t worry, she’ll definitely sit down with you if you schedule the meeting at that new microbrewery. she’s a total alco-wh-r-, especially for pale ales.
someone who would perform seuxal favours for alcohol
rachel and i are alcowh-r-s on a weekly basis!
term used to describe a normally tame female who turns into a raging wh-r- once the brew touches her lips.
michele, please remove my boyfriend’s/husband’s/brother’s p-n-s from your mouth, you trifling alcowh-r-!
a person who can be bought with quality alcoholic beverages.
don’t worry, she’ll definitely sit down with you if you schedule the meeting at that new microbrewery. she’s a total alco-wh-r-, especially for pale ales.