a fun, bad-ss who always wants to have fun at the skating rink. every boy wants her because she has a big -ss. she always has that funny laugh and wears crop tops like 24/7. has not 2 but 3 loving and caring friends that always have her back. she can be straight forward somethimes but that’s no problem. and she loves wearing jeans all the time.
“hey, you see that girl over there?”
“yeah, i heard she’s a total aleighia.”
1. what donald trump is. 2. someone who is acting stupid/idiotic/ignorant/mean/etc. 3. a person who can’t get a girlfriend/boyfriend and m-st-rb-t-s instead. person 1: “john is being such a w-nkingpuff today.” person 2: “i know right, i asked him to do one thing for the group project and he didn’t do it.” another example person […]
- goat meaning
how do you not know what a goat is you stupid git? you’re a f-cking goat meaning. greatest of all time my boss just gave me the day off cuz he’s the goat meaning “goat meaning” is not an existing thing but a result of neglected brain-matter “goat” being defined but within a search engine […]
- the receipts
background information, blackmail, and/or “proof” obtained from stalking someone extensively on social media. jen: so his new girlfriend had a baby that just magically disappeared. kim: how do you know that? jen: i went back 450 days on her insta… i have the receipts.
a building task performed by a person or persons in the late hours or early mornings under the influence of crystal meth,using any materials at hand. that is some shady crakatecture
- hot smurf
a gastrointestinal puff of wind so hot that it achieves a blue hue. i’m gonna hot smurf on your baby if you don’t let me eat the last cheetoh. hot smurfing is not just my gluten intolerance, but a way of life.