Alejandro
noun – (spanish variant of alexander)
1. one who can hardly contain his awesomeness as it spills out of him everywhere he goes.
2. extreme genius.
3. male having an abnormally large member.
4. the most common name given to katanas, uzis, bomberplanes, warships, jetfighters, nuclear warheads, hedgetrimmers, and bear traps.
example 1.
move aside and let the alejandro through.
example 2.
professor: can anyone tell me who said, “for any self-consistent recursive axiomatic system powerful enough to describe the arithmetic of the natural numbers, there are true propositions about the naturals that cannot be proved from the axioms.”?
student: do i look like an alejandro?
example 3.
kim: holy sh-t! did you see that?
martha: he must be an alejandro.
example 4.
“watch out for that alejandro”
a man who keeps calling lady gaga’s name to the extent that she needed to write a song to get him to shut up.
don’t call my name alejandro.
the most amazing husband a girl could ever have, someone who makes me smile and laugh every single day,the one i am in love with,
“who do you love?”
“i am absolutly,completely inlove with alejandro. he is the best thing that’s ever happened to me!”
a really sweet and caring guy who you can totally trust. he’s a total rager and loves to party. he f-cks like no other and is a really good kisser! he is super s-xy!!! totally hot!!!! rocks at sports!!!! he’s really funny and has the prettiest eyes you’ll ever see in your life. he may seem a little shy at first but once you get past that you’ll see that he’s one of coolest people you’ll ever meet. hes got abbs like the situation and an amazing body. he likes to surf and snowboard, and oc-ssionally busts out in song. he’ll make you smile all the time and whoever meets this amazing person will never meet anyone quite like him again. he is a total alejandro!!!!
-woah did u see that hottie?
-yeah he’s a total alejandro!
the cutest guys in school that can always make you laugh and has the best eyes anyone will ever see.
i love alejandro’s beautiful eyes.
a person who will not be afraid to act like an complete idiot in front of you to make you laugh, loves with everything he has, says the sweetest things, is caring, etc; basically everything you could ever ask for.
i love alejandro with all my heart.
alejandro and cindy are madly in love.
the bestest friend ever; he is very shy at first, but when you get to know him he is the funniest person you’ve ever met. its hard not to fall for him. he is the nicest person i have ever met, and i love him more than the world.
i love you, alejandro.
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