morning glory


to awaken with a b-n-r so hard a cat couldn’t scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn.
loose the morning glory before you put somebody’s eye out
when you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends -ss and yell “the south will rise again!”
i gave her the morning glory this morning. she loves the confederates.
an erection caused by testosterone levels being high in the body during the early hours of the morning.
man waking up with a mysterious erection.

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