alendal
s-xy beast who is really smart, who wants to go to h-ll, he’s not very loyal but is very good at pleasing a woman. his favourite type of girl is the one at the local trailer park that have been p-ssed around a lot. a guy with a micro p-n-s but can deliver in the bedroom. despite his lack of genitalia, he is really kind and caring but watch your back, he will steal your girl in a matter of seconds.
alendal is a great guy!
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