alensmr

the real name of a small-p-n-sed latvian f-cker who thinks taking the “mr” off of the end of his name makes the name fit well in american society and yet sound just exotic enough. he’s wrong.
he thinks that money can cover up a total lack of any kind of skill or personality. nope!
an alensmr thinks that he is incredibly skilled and, in fact, the best at everything, and when he isn’t, he thinks money can cover it up. funnily enough, neither the skill nor the money exist.
alensmr’s main social “quality” is acting really exclusive. he wears supreme, anti social social club, etcetera, has a haircut that looks like it cost a bitcoin but is ugly as sh-t, and is a model for other overpriced and overhyped things. not only does he ruin hypebeast gear, he also ruins casey neistat merch, and f-cking fake supreme hats, despite his self-proclaimed hierarchy when compared to people like pewdiepie (inventor of the fake supreme hat trend).

he sells himself as unreachable and excludes basically everyone in conversations. an alensmr will make it seem like your fault for his awkward attempts to end the conversation. as well as being awkward in and sh-tty at friendly conversations, similar attributes apply when he’s trying (note: trying) to develop a “romantic” relationship. so if you’re into being played and cheated on by an arrogant -sshole, feel free to try your luck at an alensmr. if you’re not into that, and you’re a latvian girl with long hair and a nice -ss, watch the f-ck out.
d-mn, that arrogant d-ckwad in filmmaking is so much of an alensmr.

you’re dating an alensmr? i’m so sorry for you.

dude, you’re turning into such an alensmr. stop or i ‘m not going to be friends with you, no matter how much you pay me.