Alert Bay
alert bay is an island in bc, canada.
alert bay is a beautiful community, full of crazy people.
the people in alert bay sure know how to party hard and make a scene. the children of the community are often found in the ghetto or “whelalau” stealing eachothers tricycles or bikes, throwing mud at cars or houses. these children are often found in packs or tribes and an adult is usually never in site.
the teenagers of the community have a repuation for acting ‘gangster’ or ‘thug’. though not all of the teenagers are like this there is a large portion… and ffs they should stop. if they want to act like animals go to p’hardy.
the adults have respectable jobs… ha. theyre selling dope, complaining about the race that took over their portion of north america 100 years ago, and getting drunk at the bayside.
no you will not get shot in alert bay, but getting stabbed may be on to the agenda. just avoid the bayside… and anyone that has fake names like “ransome”, “da boss”, “babyshawtyprincess” and other weird gangster /hooker names….
regardless… alert bay is still way the better than any other island you’ve been to. and makes p-hardy look like a c-kehoe
“dude, let’s go over to alert bay this weekend” – jason
“idk man, i dont wanna get jumped” – tommy
“you wont get jumped, this aint p-hardy we’re talking about”- jason
“okay. but let’s stay away from the whelalau”-tommy
alert bay is a small rez island filled with wild brown people who tell there kids to come inside when it get dark out or a sasquatch will kidnap them and eat them.
many are alcoholics, wh-r-s, or drug addicts. we like to munch, crunch, but we dont bite.
when theres ever a siren (usually going to the whe-la-la-u) everyone on the island hears it and bombs down the front road to go be nosy.
were quite sensational, were party animal who like to go to the bayside and do cocaine.
on weekends juvies like to “rip it up” while watching the fights or pondering what to do next.
what else can we f-cking do in this town!
crazy physco cocaine party animals h-rny b-st-rds c-ke heads alert bay bc canada
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