Alex Carter
alex carter is someone who is obsessed with br-ss knuckles. she is currently a rapper and a sucessful teacher. already,one of his brilliant students got a f-cking diploma. her signature is usually her hand print. alex carter is sometimes known as cookie, or some kind of v–gr- product, but actually, alex carter is just someone who loves br-ss knuckles, inspiring kids. she has made her appearance in many shows including icarly, barney, and paris hilton my new bff. don’t f-cking mess with her. trust me she will beat your -ss tilll its sore.
random noob 1: hey who is that b-tch over there?!
michi: don’t f-ck with her…she’s alex carter. she will beat your -ss.
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