alex lopez


some kid who is commonly mistaken as a whale. you can commonly find him in a mcdonalds, which is proven to be his natural habitat. once found sleeping in a mcdonalds while waiting for the mclobster to come in stock. his eyes are way larger than his stomach, and his stomach naturally expands to take in all the food. don’t p-ss him off, ever, he might try eat you. trust me its happened and i’ve seen it happen
“yo dude… is that alex lopez? ”
“where?”
“look, in the mcdonalds window, sleeping on the counter…”
“you’re lying, he cant lift himself up there…”
“there is a fork lift in the parking lot”
“oh… lmao”

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