alex owen is a f-ckboy. when a girl dates him it’s very common for them to get stuck in what is known as the alex cycle, the alex cycle is when a girl decides to go out with him, breaks up with him, gets back together, breaks up and so on and so fourth. now there is certain times when he may be funny, but girls don’t let him fool you! its better to stay friends than get stuck in the alex cycle.
girl 1: yeah, i dated alex owen…7 times.
girl 2: you got stuck in the alex cycle. sh-t.
- drippy duck
when you j-zz in a v-g-n- and it starts dripping “jim me ducks dripping again” “oh no jim you’ve dripped me duck again” drippy duck “jim me ducks dripping again” “oh no jim you’ve dripped me duck again”
an absolute rapist, also works as a bus driver. look at that shamad over there stalking those little kids
- Gnome King
the gnome king is a t-tle given to only one who is worthy of its t-tle. they are almost like a god. except the gnome king is cancerous. “look dad, it’s keemstar!” why does he look like a f-cking gnome?” “he is the gnome king!”
when a girl is really good at jumping and lands on your d-ck man! she’s so good at jimlong!
- chef lo
king julian. chef lo likes to “move it, move it”