two lovers that are perfect for each other. even if it don’t seem like it at times, it turns out great in the long run.
“d-mn, that’s an alexa and jemal type of relationship”
- can't hack
to be lightweight kiana drank two sips of beer and she was wasted. she can’t hack.
the kindest, most caring pizza-loving person you will ever meet. a person you will want to protect. you’d be lucky to have them as a best friend, or even a lover. if you’re rude to them, they will easily forgive and forget. but don’t take their kindness for granted, because you will only meet someone […]
- Mufuckin Uhhh
when someone is so ugly that they simply cannot be described with actual words, so one decides to simply say “muf-ckin uhhh” in place of an adjective to describe their vulgar appearance. “caleb who let you in the picture looking like that” “like what?” “a muf-ckin uhhh”
- Poon ratio
the ratio of guys to poon at an event or place ollie: lhey matt, what’s the poon ratio at your uni ? “. matt “it’s about 50-50”
- Booger fling
a popular mimicry of the fast food establishment burger king due to the salty nature of not only the saltiness of their cuisine, but also of the particular flavor profile of nasal crusts. “dude, you wanna whopper?” “h-ll no, my dog won’t eat booger fling’s burgers!”