alexander florendo
an alexander florendo is a real keeper. he always makes people laugh, usually attracted to chloe. he will never fail to surprise you and bring you happiness. alexander florendos always refer to themselves as average looking, in reality they are almost as hot as the sun. they will never break a promise and will try their hardest to fulfill them.
a real lady killer, all the girls are all over him, but sadly he is only attracted to chloes.
alexander florendo is intelligent, cute, amazing, and stupidly adorable.
hey!, look at him, he is totally and alexander florendo.
woah!!!!! he looks so cute, must be an alexander florendo.
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