Alexander Funke
an imaginary friend of unusual, homuncular proportions. usually disposed to literature, modeling, and furry jackets.
alexander funke is a lengthening of the acronym, a.f. which stands for: abercrombie and fitch.
” dag yo, alexander funke got a sale. on chronic”
“crikey, i had a dream about alexander funke last night, once again. he/she told me to burn things.”
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