Alexandria Law Enforcement Training
in the small town of alexandria, minnesota lies the best law enforcement training agency in the upper midwest and considered by some the best in the united states. to get into this program you must complete rigorous athletic testing and p-ss a psychological exam. if accepted into the program, congratulations you will be a super athlete. the students in the program are well known throughout the town, often being seen in sheriff brown uniforms which they are required to wear each day.
alexandria law enforcement training students called: brownies, ups men, piglets, lint.
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