alexis ruby

the s-xiest babe on earth. she doesn’t know how s-xy she is, and is very uncomfortable with her body. she is smart, kind, caring and most of all creative. this is the kind of girl you want to f-ck and then marry cause she is so perfect. don’t tell her that, she won’t believe you. this girl has big b–bs, tiny waist, and a huge b-tt. get on her bad side, poof! your outta her life.
dave: d-mn that girls hot.
bob: yeah she is a total alexis ruby
dave: oh f-ck i’m getting a b-n-r just lookin’ at her.
bob: imma go ask her out; she’s smokin’

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