ALFA Mode


acronym for “actively looking for -ss” mode.

when the sole purpose of your day is to find s-x.
girl 1: “jessica seems distant and preoccupied this afternoon?”

girl 2: “don’t mind her, she’s in full alfa mode today.”

girl 1: “alfa mode?”

girl 2: “ya, she’s actively looking for -ss right now.”

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