alfalfa farmer



a rural person in the city for a bit of action.
that alfalfa farmer was just cruising for a bj, didn’t matter if he found a man or a woman or what.
1. a rural inhabitant who has come to the city seeking prost-tutes. 2. an unshophisticated john who is not particular about the gender or type of prost-tute he employs. 3. a good-natured fellow just looking for a good time.

definition derived from an infamous entry in the world s-x guide (http://www.worlds-xguide.org/mailbag.txt.html).
i’m an alfalfa farmer, and i don’t care wether she was a man in the begging or not i get good head long slow f-ck-ng and swinging with a parner who dos not
abject that is all that count,s

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