alfie hatton is the kind of guy all girls like. he may seem energetic and funny, but as soon as he’s in a relationship he breaks down and only cares fro that person.
oh alfie hatton is so amazing with girls , that is couple goals!
- a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand
s-x with a woman is always preferable to jerking off you coming to the party? there’s going to be lots of trim. nah, gonna stay in and jerk off. c’mon, dude, a d-ck in the bush is worth two in the hand.
evolutions of the pokemon “eevee” eeveelutions
- safety scissoring
the act of two females smashing their genitalia together with female condoms on until they both c-m and shoot the condoms out at full force. stefanie and her partner were safety scissoring and she shot the female condom into her partners eye the s-xual act of two double leg amputee women scissoring each other. i […]
- hillary clinton'd
to wipe or remove evidence felon 1: don’t worry, i hillary clinton’d our laptops felon 2: ok good i don’t want soros to fire me.
- nut liquid
the milky discharge of male -j-c-l-t–n aka nut juice. i shot my nut liquid all over her face