alfie johnson
an alfie johnson is a breed of alien that invades earth once every 23 milliseconds to steal a big mac burger from a starving african child.
the alfie johnson breed has become very rare and are almost extinct due to 12 year old kids accidentally raping them thinking that they are, in fact, 3″1 bbw dead nan’s. there are thought to be less than 10 left in existence.
f-ck you man, why are you acting like an alfie johnson…. i need that burger to survive!
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