Alford
alford (pr-nounced aff-fud) is a term used by the overly-private to describe their intentions to commit borderline s-x crimes anonymously with like-minded consenting individuals.
“i’m going to alford for the night”
would perhaps mean:
i’m going to meet a lady who wants to wrap me in cling film and make love to me in front of her dog.
1. common english surname.
2. place – england, scotland, south australia, canada.
3. alford plea where a defendant maintains innocence but admits there is sufficient evidence to find them guilty beyond reasonable doubt.
i come from alford.
my name is alford.
she used the alford plea.
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