alfred hitchcock

the fact that i am the first person to write anything on hitchc-ck is just criminal. born on 8/13/1899, he was widely regarded as one of the best directors ever lived. with a reputation for making horror, suspense,and thriller movies, he’s sometimes referred to as the “master of suspense.” he is famous for using attractive blond women in his movies and making cameo appearances in his own movies. hitchc-ck’s most famous movies include: notorious, psycho, north by northwest, vertigo, rear window, strangers on a train, 39 steps, rebecca, to catch a thief, the birds, the man who knew too much, and dial ‘m’ for murder. upon his death on 4/29/1980, alfred hitchc-ck, among other legendary directors such as robert altman, stanley kubrick, federico fellini, ingmar bergman, akira kurosawa, and martin scorsese, never received an oscar for best director.
person 1: i watch a lot of movies. i am a movie person.
person 2: me too! and don’t you just love alfred hitchc-ck?
person 1: i’ve never really watched any hitchc-ck.
person 2: and you call yourself a movie person? how dare you?!
a term used to describe extremely potent marijuana; weed that is so strong it “scares” the smoker.
“got alfred hitchc-ck in the zip-lock.” -curren$y
an alfred hitchc-ck occurs at night after s-x. this is when you get up to turn the light on and your naked likeness creates a silhouette on the window shade.
after i gave her the business and smoked her boots, she turned on the light as i walked past her window, the neighbors got an eye full of alfred hitchc-ck.