Alfred Kinsey


1894-1956
aka prok
the famous s-x researcher. born into a christian right household in hobokennew jersey. didn’t have s-x or marry until 1920. graduated from brunswick with a bachelors in science in 1916. graduated from harvard u with a scid in 1919. as a professor he studied gall wasps and taught the marraige course. he interviewed 18,000 people between 1935 and 1955. died of heart failure and pnumonia in 1956. g-dfather of the s-xual revolution.
professor alfred kinsey interviewed me about my s-x history yesterday.

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