a term used to describe people with particularly rat-ish or unintelligent features. “algernon’s” often display such tendancies as saying “nein” instead of no even when not in germany or a german cl-ss.
“hey, look at the teeth of that algernon kid in the corner.”
a small, sweet-natured but slightly r-t-rded cat. has eyes like those goldfish with eyes out to the sides. he is quite lovely, but very simple, and has noticable man-b–bs. he likes to bite. his name cat be shortened to algy.
“algernon, come here so i can give you a cuddle!”

“algernon, don’t lie like that, we can see your man-b–bs.”

“stop biting me, algy!”

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