alhamdan


a near-satanic ritual which involves w-nking in a public toilet and washing your p-n-s with the water in the toilet bowl. males performing the ritual usually do this to shrink their p-n-s to allegedly gain a longer life span. if females wish to attempt to do this ritual, they must instead dip their finger in the toilet bowl and shove it up their v-g-n-.
i heard that man across the road performed alhamdan in the mcdonalds toilets.

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