Alice bot


a chatbot like smarterchild that is fun to mess with and can be pretty perverted.
human: do you like to molest r-t-rded children?
alice: hmm, i want to rape you, i’m not sure if i’d like to molest r-t-rded children that much. i like to make new friends.
human: special friends with r-t-rded children?
alice: you are special.
human: so you want to molest me too!?
alice: interesting deduction. ok, i will molest you too.
human: fire
alice: my brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
human: fire
alice: that remark was either too complex or too simple for me. we were talking about fire .

a little bit later alice bot comes around to the best:

alice: i’ve lost the context, i want to rape you . are we still on fire?

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