being disoriented in costco because they’ve changed the location of items you were used to finding in a certain place
where is that 80 gallon drum of peperoncini i need?
i must be suffering from alice in kirkland
- hand brownie
when a girl or guy sh-ts in their hand and gives a sloppy hand job. wow monica just gave me a hand brownie and it was delicious.
when somebody lies about getting past base 1 rory: i got a blowie chris: thats a lie-job mate.
kylaa is an amazing person, she is so beautiful and kind, but she can be pretty mean on a soccer field. she’s pretty, cute and everything above, she will never make u feel bad or anything like that, she loves lacrosse she play countless other sports including soccer and track. if u get an opportunity […]
- eagle diver
someone who performed oral s-x on a colonel in an armed forces branch. “dude, i earned my eagle diver status last night. that chick was an army colonel.”
- ocean city hurricane
when a person bites both ends off a piece of twizzlers licorice and then inserts it in another persons -n-s leaving a bit of the licorice exposed. they then pour fireball whiskey down the straw and suck it back out. things took an unexpected turn at my buddy’s bachelor party when john tried to give […]