Alice Moment


when someone or something (like a computer) does something that p-sses you off so badly, it takes all your willpower -not- to want to hurt them/it. taken from alice from the dilbert cartoon.
“i swear to g-d, i had an alice moment when that guy at the club called me a p-ssy.”

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