Alicia Rose
pn: alicia rose (girl)- this girl is the greatest friend you’ll ever have. she’s nice, sweet, smart, beautiful, and has the best personality. she’s a great girlfriend and knows how to keep her man. she’s a great soccer player and swimmer, and so so much more. has a great -ss, of course ;], and a fricken awesome pair of b–bies =]]. alicia rose is the friend every needs!!
person:hey! you wanna come over tonight?
alicia rose:can’t, i’m going over to (friend inserted here).
person:no. you have to come over to my house!!
alicia rose:i’m sorry! i can’t. (runs away)
people:(chasing after her)
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