a high school student who pretends to be a liberal in order to garner attention for themselves and/or spite their rich conservative parents. also talk often about how much cannabis they will consume when they are in college, and meet other criteria like owning a macintosh computer, arguing with people about religious and political views against their will, and worshiping keith olbermann.
1. today mike used his mac to google keith olbermann saying bush was a war criminal, to prove his uninformed argument. what a crowemos-xual!

2. will someone shut that crowemos-xual up?!

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