Alien Weaponry
any masturbation or s-xual enhancement device. many have crazy shapes, colors, and textures all of which resemble weapons from another world. however, these devices are not deadly!
d-ld-s, vibrators, fleshlights, -n-l beads, and b-ttplugs fall into this category.
guy 1: “omg it’s a neuralizer!!”
guy 2: “she has some kind of alien weaponry!”
woman 1: “no, it’s just my vibrator…”
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