Alincolnist


a reasonable person who accepts the historical fact that abraham lincoln is nothing more than a figment of historical imagination. there is not a shred of his actual existence.
because presidential claims require presidential evidence, and there is not a shred of evidence for lincoln, i will remain an alincolnist

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