alistair morrison


g-yest c-nt ever (also a cripple)….. will also turn women g-y and has to have s-xual intercourse 8 times to not be considered a virgin
dan: f-ck off alistair you crippled c-nt

leo: you stupid f-ck how did you manage to turn your girlfriend g-y
alistair: sorry guys i can’t help it i guess i’m just a alistair morrison(virgin)

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