Alistar


alistar, (similar to an ali) is the perfect combination of loyalty, charm and beauty combined with a hint of perfection. alistar’s are often -ssociated with music, and have at least 10 successful songs. yet despite having his own successful band/career, an alistar between the ages of 10-30 often finds himself lost and pondering what to do next. an alistar can often replicate the behaviours of a taylor swift, in that he has a song about each on his exes, and takes 6 months to a year to get over them entirely. all alistar’s possess the trait of ‘panty-dropper’ and often have close relatives and 12-year-old cousins screaming for them.
“gee, alistar’s looking hot as usual!”
“you’re 12. stop it.”

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