Aliyah
a girl that’s one of a kind, the most rare female on the face of the earth, the kind that every boy dreams about, the kind that you long for, the kind that you think is out of this world. well, i found her, and she’s in a league of her own…you know, she’s that hot lady you saw that day at the grocery store, that lady you wish you had. she’s the pretty girl in that movie you saw. she’s the girl behind the microphone when you listen to your music and this angelic voice is heard. she’s the kind of perfect girl that you think about when you’re beating off in your bedroom late at night. haha, but really, i’m serious. she’s a stone cold fox, and she’s the girl responsible for the heat on those hot summer days, she’s like, uber hot. really.
carl: yo man last night i was thinkin of the perfect girl, like ever…she was pure bad -ss, really….
fred: oh, so it was an aliyah you were thinkin’ about?
carl: yeah!
she teaches you as she makes things up.
aliyah just taught me that the scent of love is deodorant mixed with sweat.
she’s a boss -ss b-tch. so fierce she doesn’t give a sh-t about what the f-ck you have to say cuz she’s to fab to care.
person a:did you see aliyah at the super bowl halftime show?
person b:that was beyoncé
person a:can’t really tell the difference
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