alka-seltzer
a white tablet devised by bayer industries to finally solve the world’s pigeon problems. also known as “pigeon killer”.
i gave alka-seltzer to a pigeon and it exploded.
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perhaps the best icebreaker ever made. it consists of taking alka-seltzer, dropping it into a woman’s drink, it fizzing, and her asking “is that roofies?”
you-drop alka-seltzer into cup
woman- what the f-ck did you just roofie me?
you-pull out alka-seltzer and explain its just that
she might then say something along the lines of “oh my gosh that is so funny we should have s-x right now”
…your welcome
when you drop your b-lls into somebody’s carbonated beverage. when dropped in, they make the sound “plop plop. fizz fizz”, much like the advertis-m-nt for the original product.
dude, go over there and alka-seltzer that guy’s drink.
the act of taking a duece while in a hot tub. since the hot tub is already churning water, bubbles, and blowing hot water, the t-rd will quickly dissolve like an alka-seltzer, leaving a nice fecal coloring to the water.
i was in laura’s hot tub last night, listening to aaron neville, and sippin’ on a chilled gl-ss of white zinfandale, when i decided to leave an alka-seltzer.
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