Alkaline Trio


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the best rock band in the world.
d-mn, alkaline trio sure is good.
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a brilliant punk rock band with dark and often emotional lyrics. often called ’emo’. emo is hard to define and predominantly sh-t (thanks for that one mtv) these days.
slef t-tled lp
maybe i’ll catch fire
from here to infirmary
good mourning.
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what could you say other than “wow”
alkaline trio kicks more -ss than a barrel of monkeys
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a band that no-one seems to dislike. they are signed to the vagrant record label.
jill: i like alkaline trio.
bill: what label are they on?
jill: vagrant records
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the best band anyone anywhere can listen to! they are so kick -ss. alk 3 is the band that will always be out there. they will never fade. i personally think that they will never go away. i bet you in 3045 they will be still rockin! through computers i mean. or w.e
what do you call a band that is so kick -ss with great vocals, b-ss and drums? alkalin trio!
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cool band. pure poetry . there sorta the dark side of a mix between emo and indie. all agree with each other please as you should be rippin the p-ss out of folk who listen to music u disagree with. my personal hatred towards hip-hop , metal and dance.
goth-trended person : “rarrr death metal rules dude!”
alk3 fan : “actually, i rule. i just won 10 quid in the lottery. oh yeh and that sh-t aint real music. scientific evidence proves it distorts ur brain patterns till u go r-t-rded…..”
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one of the best bands ever.
phara0h’ and ultranonce were too busy fisting each other while listening to gay-ss black metal to appreciate the sheer greatness of alkaline trio.

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