Alkeke
1. a. a person who, although he knows his feelings and the feelings of others, does not know how to do anything that would make his life any easier. the concept of love freightens and confuses him, yet envokes the greatest feelings he’s ever felt within his heart. he thinks too much into things, and, although he wishes that he could see things for what they are, he is constantly looking at life through broken gl-sses. life has a way of hurting him in the end, and he’s starting to get used to it.
1. b. a person who, although he loves and feels for someone, knows that nothing will happen even though he trusts and believes in the one he likes.
the alkeke was talking to the person he likes, and whilst talking, was struck with the greatest range of feelings that he has ever felt.
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