Alki Beach


west seattle’s premier sandy beach. a place for volleyball, long walks on the beach, bicycling, hanging out, cruising, sunday driving, or getting ice cream or coffee.

people from all over come seattle to peaceful alki beach in the picturesque town of west seattle to pollute her beautiful sh-r-s with crime, loud music, trash, and bad att-tudes.

during the winter months, and non weekends the beach is a wonderful family venue with prime real estate. many multi-million dollar condos and homes grace harbor avenue and alki avenue, as well as beach drive.
the young family took a lovely stroll on alki beach one sunday afternoon.

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yo dawg i went cruisin for some honeys on alki beach last night dawg, that sh-t was fo real.

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