All American Banana Split


a s-x move. one that only true savages can succesfully perform. placing the d-ck between the two br–sts, the owner of the b-tch slides it up and down, also sliding it in and out of the servants mouth. this combines the tutti f-ck and oral s-x, creating a physical sensation like none other. when the groin gravy is ready to be released, dispense of it upon the nipples like whipped cream out of a can. then, shout “i scream for ice cream!”, and lick the cream of of the breast. rumour has it that this act has transformed n-body’s into legends, and some even say that it gave odell beckham jr. the amazing superhuman abilities he possess today. proceed with caution.
i realized that only the likes of chuck norris and odell beckham could pull off the all american banana split.

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