All-Brent Team

college basketball players, almost always from the big ten, whom brent musburger loves and worships. his face is surgically attached to their -sses. he will usually come up with nicknames for them or get extremely excited when they make average plays or check in to the game. the 2008 all-brent team consists of michael flowers(wisconsin), goran suton (mich. st.), joe krabbenhoft (wisconsin), robbie hummel (purdue), and brent’s player of the year- d.j. white (indiana). all of these players have some skill, but in brents eyes they may as well be the best players to pick up a basketball.
(michael flowers checks in)
brent: “folks, here comes the best on ball defender in all of college basketball!!! why isnt there a spot on the all-american team for him? what d’ya think pardner??”
pardner: (confused by the sudden erection in brents pants, has no idea how to respond to his love for players on the all-brent team, and says nothing)

(goran suton checks out with 5 points, 4 -ssists, 4 rebounds, and a blocked shot)
brent: pardner! look at that stat line!! ooooo mercy, every player in america wishes they could have those solid numbers night in and night out!
pardner: (confused by brents man crush with one of his all brent players, the pardner simply stares at brent)

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