all fizz and no jizz



adjective to describe an arrogant, conceited male who portrays himself as a major player with the ladies but when it comes to performing the s-x act, he totally sucks at it and disappoints every chick that he f-cks by c-mming prematurely and blowing only a tiny, pathetic amount of j-zz.
allie: that baller you f-cked last night must have been spectacular in bed, huh?

brittney: no way! that loser was all fizz and no j-zz!

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