all I have are ketchup packets
when someone asks if there’s any food in the kitchen, but you don’t have any. so, “all i have are ketchup packets” is the answer.
pothead 1: sh-t man u got any gummy worms?
pothead 2: all i have are ketchup packets.
pothead 1: f-ck it, lets go hit up the walgreens sto’.
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