all up ons
the state of flirting with a man, especially one who has used the ab-abber. see homestar runner.
“the ladies will be all up ons.”
the level of s-xual intent shown to a member of the opposite s-x, see www.homestarrunner.com
“rich got a jeep and the b-tches were all up ons”
used to mean an encroachment of personal privacy or sp-ce, invited or uninvited. some form of pressure, either physical or mental, i.e. a woman dancing really close to another guy; a landlord pressuring for rent.
can be used to imply s-xual interest, as in someone who is intensely flirting/mackin on someone else, either physically or figuratively. implies intense or clear s-xual interest and pursuit. same as all over him, related to all up on his b-lls or all up in his business. can be used for both genders (i.e. he was all up on her)
girl was all up on him in the club, backin her booty up.
she was all up on him, wouldn’t leave him alone, tryin to get his number n sh-t
d-mn, why you all up on me? i’ll get you your sh-t, i swear.
“all up ons” is a colloquial usage describing popularity. “it means they really like you”. it can also mean something is on, around or close to someone.
“well played, strong bad. those ladies are sure to be all up ons.”
(def 1) on top of, either in a literal or metaphorical sense.
(def 2) pursuing or showing interest in.
(def 3) imminent or present.
cultural note: this phrase has received some popularity due to it’s occasional use by the character strong bad on the homestar runner website.
(def 1) george had three puppies, and every time he sat down to watch tv they were all up on his lap.
(def 2) commercials would have us believe that a guy just has to use the right brand of deodorant and the ladies will be all up ons him.
(def 3) so it’s finally halloween and the autumn months are all upon us.
adj. condensed “all up ons”, ascribed to a person who is shamelessly flirting with someone else, especially when the flirter is blatantly disregarding flirtee’s need for personal sp-ce; being all up in the grill of the flirtee.
speaker 1: did you see brandon last night? he was allupons my sh-t!
spearker 2: dude, i know. it must have been that hot shirt you were wearing.
when one person is s-xually attracted to another person.
i was wearing my autobot t-shirt and the ladies were all up ons!
i wish i was sugar shum! that would make her all up ons!
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